By Lance Vargas
1. Snails as big as the ones in Southern
California dont exist in the South.
2. People in the South do not know what
a Thomas Guide is.
3. People in Southern California do not
know what a love/screw/fuck bug is.
4. People in Southern California have never
seen a truck drive around their neighborhood with an orange siren
and spraying mosquito repellent.
5. People in Southern California have no
idea what Kudzu is.
6. People in the South have no idea what
Ice Plant is.
7. The South has Wafflehouse, Southern
California has Denny's
8. In the South, people drive fast on the
"Interstate." In Southern California, they drive fast
on the "Freeway."
9. There are more cars towing other cars
with a rope in the South.
10. There are no Hare Krishnas in the South.
(These are all generalzations and
should not be taken as absolutes.)