by Barry Benintende
(all real bands, musicality of the Janine Turners not withstanding)

1.The Wynona Riders

2. Mary's Danish

3. Pearl Jam

4. Sex Pistols

5. Ride

6. Lucy's Fur Coat

7.Sprung Monkey

8. The Janine Turners

9. Cherry Poppin' Daddies

10. The Cramps

11. Accidental Goat Sodomy

12 The Boot Knockers

Barry Benintende, for some unknown reason, is still Executive Editor of the La Jolla Light -- a 90 year-old weekly paper.